Relax, It's a Joke

Bond Enterprises is not a real company. We're not actually a shadowy consulting firm, nobody here has a license to kill, and we definitely won't resolve your "problems" with discretion.

This is a fake website we built for fun. It's a test/demo domain for Flowmondo, and we decided to have some laughs with a James Bond theme instead of a boring placeholder page.

The phone number is fake. The email goes nowhere. The "services" aren't real. If you submitted the form, you got a fun fake agent dossier, not an actual handler assignment.

Your martini preferences were not recorded. Though we do recommend shaken, not stirred.

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